Jennifer Lawrence….How do I even begin to describe Jennifer Lawrence?
May 31
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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May 31
one time i got hit in the head with a soda
luckily it was a soft drink
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May 31
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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May 31
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
— No one, ever. (via nocreativeurlleft)
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May 31
Anonymous asked: Why do you write so much?
Because kidnapping people and forcing them to act out your interesting make-believe worlds is technically illegal.
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May 31
Spectacular Libraries in Europe.
Have some book porn.
I would love to take a tour of Europe where I hit all the good libraries. I would study some old-school library science first (learn some catalogues) and make note of the different systems and philosophies in use. Such are my dreams.
I’ve been to the top one! Libraries make me swoon.
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